She gonna cat-dumb-fuck you up!
But then I realize, she just be crazy!
And she be lazy as fuck.
She wakes us up with no eggs or bakey, she is an alarm clock in the making.
She gets balls deep in comfort.
And sometimes she is just balls deep.
She photo bombs all my photos!
She is a tank!
She is epic, for no reason.
She loves PIZZA!
And sandwiches too!
She has mastered the selfie!
She has great taste in music.
Grooms herself well.
She is a stone-cold killa!
She thinks she is a ninja, but really she is just a creeper.
She loves to cuddle the fuck out of people.
She is often deep in thought.
She thinks she can fly, but I don’t tell her else wise.
She is always seeking adventure.
She flaunts what she gots.
Together, our guild is growing strong!
I love her so much!
This is Olive.