TERMINATED: What to Say To Your Boss When He….

  •  So telling people to leave me the fuck alone, isn’t good team work?
  •  #SorryNotSorry
  •  Well, I’m really going to miss doing all your work for you… 
  •  PROMOTION!
  • I’ve always wanted to experience a life.
  • Of course I don’t work as hard as you, I get it right the first time.Image
  •  EAT.A.DICK.
  •  I’m Batman.
  •  So me and your wife won’t put out, and you choose to let me go?
  • You’ve really been an inspiration to me! SAID NO ONE EVER!
  • SO YOU LETTING ME GO BECAUSE I’M NATIVE?!
  • I’m pretty sure you think your job is just to drink coffee all day, FYI, it’s not.
  • It’s because my balls are bigger than yours, isn’t it?
  • MANGER. UN. DICK.
  • #publife
  • So now that I am unemployed…who is going to do your job?
  • What will you do now without micromanaging my life?
  • Before you tell me what I did wrong, just know….I don’t give a fuck…
  • Well, aren’t you just the perfection combination of stupid
  • So your letting me go because I work harder than you…
  • Sorry I’m not going to by myself kneepads just to keep my job
  • But alas, you can buy some and EAT. A .DICK.
  • I’m really going to miss your sexual innuendoes and butt slapping. (NOT!)Image
  • My farts are more important than this moment.
  • I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing your pervy self, I’d rather lick the asshole of a homeless man that give you that chance.
  • So now that I’m fired, me filing sexual harassment means I won’t lose my job…right?
  • So you prefer sitting in the shit instead of getting shit done…interesting.
  • SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
  • I’m seriously considering bitch slapping you with another bitch’s hand. I’m sure your wife won’t mind.

(All this has been typed with both my middle fingers and under the supervision of my cat.)

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